A soft, straightforward tee that speaks in small, honest lines. Lightweight yet sturdy cotton holds clean black lettering that reads like a private joke: front - “EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE WITH GREAT SKIN.”, back—“SELFCARE ON SUNDAYS.” Wear it on slow mornings, coffee runs, or while you cancel plans and actually mean it. The fit sits relaxed at the shoulders and chest without feeling boxy. Subtle ribbed collar label keeps the neckline comfortable. This shirt works as a quiet statement, equal parts self-aware and gently funny, meant for people who value low-key humor and real-life downtime.
Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for all-season comfort - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Do not iron - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
